Me: My new ward is alright, except most of my friends moved. And [insert boy's name here] moved too, so...
Mom: So you can't date him?
Me: Eh, I wouldn't want to date him, he's too high maintenance for me.
Mom: You'd prefer to admire from a short distance?
Me: Yeah. I don't think he'd like to live with me on my farm. He probably wouldn't appreciate my milk cow or honeybees.
Mom: Or your chickens.
Me: Yeah. Or my goats! I decided I want to have goats too.
Mom: Goats?? You can't eat a goat!
I love you Mom :)